Just in time for the Christmans season, Apple Computers has announced its new iView, a personal video viewer.
Apple spokesperson Stanley Izwychczybowski believes that this will be “the hottest thing since Enron stock”.Noting the success of the iPod in screening out unwanted sound, Izwychczybowski claims the iView will do the same for unwantedscenery. “Just imagine,” he enthused, “never having to look at the same boring old sunset, ocean view, or mountain range ever again. Now you can see what you want, when you want, whenever you want.”
However, critics of the technology industry are not as sanguine. “This device has the potential for being really, really dangerous,“ claims Dr Ned Ludd of the University of Squamish. “The drive to develop and market useless gadgets that end up in recycling bins and poison Third World peasants just because we can is really, really dumb.”
Izwychczybowski obviously disagrees. “Everyone has the right to shut out the world and live in their own private space,” he replies. “People don’t want to be sociable anymore—it’s too scary. My God, have you seen what’s out there?” Izwychczybowski went on to point out the many ways in which the iView can improve your life. “Just imagine,” he enthuses, ” no more homeless people! Put these on and WHOOSH— they’re gone. Upset with the state of your neighbour’s lawn? Put on the iView! Being chatted up by an ugly person in a bar? Happens to me all the time. Problem solved.”
Apple plans to have a children’s version ready in time for next year’ summer vacation.
Video results for and silk underwear:
Related posts for and silk underwear:
cutter and buck and
sax on fifth
timmy
your own grocery bag
shoe sale com
See also for and silk underwear:
replicas bag
mini brazilian bikinis
linen dress shirt
dolce gabbane
men's dress shoes in
Žádné komentáře:
Okomentovat